Tag: Sesame Street

  • Why don’t vampires wear glasses more often?

    If you say the word “vampire” these days, most folks will think of the bouffant-haired, angst-ridden teenage variety in the Twilight series. But I am talking about the more authentic scary, bloody-thirsty, number-obsessed, bespectacled kind. What person over 30 can forget The Count (real name Count von Count) from Sesame Street? The Count would count…