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  • It’s a Cracker: Spectacular Optometry Jokes!  

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    So the turkey is waiting for a good old roasting and those chestnuts are ready to go on the fire. Before Noddy Holder takes over…it’s Christmas!! That’s right, let’s just hope you have been a good boy or girl this year. Wherever you are celebrating, it’s time to pull out that ostentatious jumper or get…

  • Well, Hellooooooooooooo!!!!!

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    james
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    Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.  The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, “So y’all want to be cops, huh?” The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder.  Sitting back down,…

  • Friday Funnies: Optometry Jokes

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    james
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    While going through the morning ritual of visiting all my daily favourite website haunts before getting down to doing some work, I came across an interesting group on Facebook called “Optometry Jokes”.  Hell I couldn’t keep these jokes to myself so decided to post them all on our Blog for those non ‘facebookers’ out there. …